I would just like to take like two minutes to brag about something.



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ItotallythoughtIcouldnevergrowanythingbu tjustinthelastweekIgrewsomethingaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaahhhg.

Okay, so I kill fully grown plants. By watering them when they look like they need it. It's really difficult to explain. I've kind of got the opposite of a green thumb. Like a brown thumb. Or maybe black. Color wheel wise, I think it'd be a red thumb, but plants don't turn red when they die. Otherwise, dead foliage would be very, very pretty.

But anyways, I was carving pumpkins in my art class when a girl sitting across from me[in my group of course] said that she would season and bake them for us if we sorted them out. So I did it. I really like pumpkin seeds. But in the giant pile of pumpkin guts or whatever, I found a baby seed that was kind of growing inside the pumpkin... like... sprouted already. If you think about it, it's kind of like eating your parent from the inside after they died. Okay, don't think about it anymore.

So I took the little cannibal home and put it in a blue Lego cup[it's not that tiny, I can just about fit my fist in it] with some dirt from my backyard, half expecting it to die in the first week. I buried it a little... he was popping out maybe a few centimeters when I did.

Dude, guys, it's been like maybe two weeks and he's like 3 inches tall homgI'msoproudofatinypumpkinplantgrowinginabab ycupandIdiditttttttt

Yes. I just bragged about a plant. Hush, you. He's three inches tall and I'm naming him Hannibal. >:T